I Want MONEY! | "Ugly Sweater" | And Then We Pod Apparel

This cozy crew neck sweater brings playful self-awareness to winter gatherings with an intentionally ‘ugly’ sweater design that leans into humor without tipping into cheesiness. Soft, lightweight fabric drapes comfortably while the bold, tongue-in-cheek motif sparks laughs and easy conversation. It sits well over a tee or layered under a coat, turning a casual night by the fire or an eclectic holiday party into something a little more memorable. The knit-like print reads like a nod to retro holiday kitsch, but the fit and fabric keep it wearable all season long — a familiar, funny piece for folks who enjoy low-key irony and warm laughs.

Product features
- 95% polyester, 5% spandex — soft, lightweight stretch
- Available in Regular and Thick fabric weights
- Comfortable crew neck silhouette
- Wearable ugly-sweater aesthetic with subtle humor
- Easy to layer over shirts or under outerwear

Care instructions
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle